True Stories Strike Back!!! [i.e Part-III]

Okay straight to the point. :P

"Checking out" *hoyeah*

1. Ayush and Faraz discussing movies.
Faraz: Arre Sami ek movie ke liye pagal hai. He loves Final Destination
Ayush: Fir to usko Semifinal Destination bhi bahot achhi lagegi...


2. Ayush and Manyu talking about football kicks, something he THINKS he's good at.
Ayush: Agar Outer maarni ho to paer ke is hisse se maarte hain.
Manyu (offended at being taught how to kick a ball): Mujhe bata raha hai?
Ayush: Haan tujhe hi toh...


3. Zaigham and Auon in the canteen posing for a pic.

AUON FALLS DAUOWN... !!!

Auon: Ayush yaar jaldi se photo lo na.
Ayush: Lao...


4. While travelling back to the campus from TTI in Manyu's car:
Manyu: Abe yaar gaadi mei peeche ki taraf zyada zor pad raha hai..
Ayush: Lagta hai teri car bahot impatient hai..
Everyone: Kyon?
Ayush: Cos usse zyada wait (weight) nahi saha jata na...


5. [2 in 1] Before heading out to play football in Mujeeb Bagh:
Manyu: Yaar Faiz, kuch biscuits diyo khaane ke liye.
Ayush: Abe isko dog biscuits de diyo..
Faraz: Isko Pedigree de diyo.
Ayush: Pagal vo TRIPLE H thodi hai...

6. [2 in 1] Ayush going to jump off a wall in Okhla Vihar, Faraz trying to convince him not to.
Faraz (exhausted) : Jo karna hai kar.
Ayush: Pagal mai joker thodi hoon...
Faraz: Wahi to keh raha hoon..Joker NA hai..

7. In Mujeeb Bagh:
Auon: ...jab bhi hum apne Nana ke paas jaate hain..
Ayush: And what about your Haan Haan..?

8. Ayush, Zaigham and a few other kids sitting in the canteen. Ayush was assaulting Zaigham with his PJs.
Zaigham: Bakwaas PJ maarega to maar dunga tere sar war pe!
Ayush: Abe fir to mera Net band ho jaega...

9. Ayush and Shadab (Roll no. 66, A.D. waala lol) sitting around.
Ayush (mazaak mei): Shit yaar..mera jeene mei man nahi lagta..
Shadab: Kyon aisa kya bura ho gaya zindagi mein..
Ayush: Arre zindagi mei nahi, i meant mera staircases mei man nahi lagta...

10. Faraz and Ayush in car. Faraz was describing Ayush an incident from a movie.
Faraz: Uske baad pile up ho gaya tha highway par.
Ayush: Bawaseer (piles) ho gayi thi kya usko...

True Stories and other Possible Death-Causing Material Returns! [ie, Part-II]

DISCLAIMER: Any injuries caused to self or suicides committed by persons reading the following material are totally understandable. The author of this note will hereby not be held accountable for any such incident. Yeah and by the way, those who do not entertain cheap, stupid and therefore totally vulgar humour are advised to keep away. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Again.
And God bless those poor souls who departed as a result of reading such suicidal scriptures.

1. Manyu: Vo kaunsi team khel rahi hai?
Andy bhai: Polytechnic
Manyu: To fir monotechnic ki team kahan hai?
Andy bhai: Abe monotechnic ki team mein sirf tu hi khelega
Umair bhai: Nai usme mai bhi khelunga
Abhimanyu: Arre fir to Bitechnic ho jaegi na..

2. Manyu and Ayush playing a game online:
Manyu: Oye tujhe mera IP address pata hai?
Ayush: Pagal tere paas IP address kaise ho sakta hai..
Manyu: kyon?
Ayush: Cos you study in Jamia..tera to Jamia address hoga na..

3. Friend: Sabse stable stream aajkal ECE hi hai.
Ayush: Pagal vo stable nahi hai
Friend: Kyon?
Ayush: Kyonki usme ghodey thodi rehte hain..

4. While playing football:
Sameer bhai (to Sami): Abe jab ball leni ho to call kara kar!
Ayush (to Sami): Ja unse unka number maang ke aa.
Sami: Kyon?
Ayush: Cos unhone call karne ko bola hai na..

5. In a bus, when Satkar, Sahil and Ayush were going to Gurgaon:
Sahil: Bus ka ticket katwaale conductor se
Ayush: Pagal uske paas kainchi to hai hi nahi...! Chal chhorh daant se kaat lega..

6. Manyu disturbing Faraz in class:
Faraz: Mat kar disturb.
Manyu: Kya baat hai..padh raha hai kya?
Faraz: Haan
Manyu: Chal be tu to neeche dekh raha hai
Faraz: Abe msg 'padh' raha hoon na..

7. In canteen:
Ayush: I can't send it. Mera Bluetooth kharaab hai.
Ankit bhai: To dentist ke paas jaa na..

8. In Robotics Class:
Ankit Bhai: Tum sab khana leke aana
Mukul: Kiske liye
Ankit Bhai: Apne liye obv. Meri mom to kuch na kuch bana hi dengi mere liye
Mukul: Hamare liye bhi le ana fir..
Ankit Bhai: Meri Mummy ke paas itna time nahi hai ki tumhare liye baithke khana banaein..
Ayush (dheere se): Khade hoke bana lengi..

9. Faraz: Abe Ayush tu mujhe cc tak drop kar dega?
Ayush: Nahi pagal mai dropper thodi hoon..Ye mera pehla attempt tha..

10. In Workshop:
Ayush: Oye tujhe Cover Drive aati hai?
Manyu: Haan. Abe gaadi ke upar cover chadha aur drive kar..ho gayi na cover drive..



And of course some more Shayari:

1. 12-D mein padhta tha Karan Kohli..




12-D mein padhta tha Karan Kohli..




Wish you and your family a Happy Holi!





2. Ek hain vo, aur ho tum, aur hain hum...



Ek hain vo, aur ho tum, aur hain hum...



Computer Engineering kar raha hai Zaigham...





3. By Manyu:
Puneet ki naak mei nikla foda...



Puneet ki naak mei nikla foda...



Amar Colony mei rehta hai Sahil Arora!