True Stories Strike Back!!! [i.e Part-III]

Okay straight to the point. :P

"Checking out" *hoyeah*

1. Ayush and Faraz discussing movies.
Faraz: Arre Sami ek movie ke liye pagal hai. He loves Final Destination
Ayush: Fir to usko Semifinal Destination bhi bahot achhi lagegi...


2. Ayush and Manyu talking about football kicks, something he THINKS he's good at.
Ayush: Agar Outer maarni ho to paer ke is hisse se maarte hain.
Manyu (offended at being taught how to kick a ball): Mujhe bata raha hai?
Ayush: Haan tujhe hi toh...


3. Zaigham and Auon in the canteen posing for a pic.

AUON FALLS DAUOWN... !!!

Auon: Ayush yaar jaldi se photo lo na.
Ayush: Lao...


4. While travelling back to the campus from TTI in Manyu's car:
Manyu: Abe yaar gaadi mei peeche ki taraf zyada zor pad raha hai..
Ayush: Lagta hai teri car bahot impatient hai..
Everyone: Kyon?
Ayush: Cos usse zyada wait (weight) nahi saha jata na...


5. [2 in 1] Before heading out to play football in Mujeeb Bagh:
Manyu: Yaar Faiz, kuch biscuits diyo khaane ke liye.
Ayush: Abe isko dog biscuits de diyo..
Faraz: Isko Pedigree de diyo.
Ayush: Pagal vo TRIPLE H thodi hai...

6. [2 in 1] Ayush going to jump off a wall in Okhla Vihar, Faraz trying to convince him not to.
Faraz (exhausted) : Jo karna hai kar.
Ayush: Pagal mai joker thodi hoon...
Faraz: Wahi to keh raha hoon..Joker NA hai..

7. In Mujeeb Bagh:
Auon: ...jab bhi hum apne Nana ke paas jaate hain..
Ayush: And what about your Haan Haan..?

8. Ayush, Zaigham and a few other kids sitting in the canteen. Ayush was assaulting Zaigham with his PJs.
Zaigham: Bakwaas PJ maarega to maar dunga tere sar war pe!
Ayush: Abe fir to mera Net band ho jaega...

9. Ayush and Shadab (Roll no. 66, A.D. waala lol) sitting around.
Ayush (mazaak mei): Shit yaar..mera jeene mei man nahi lagta..
Shadab: Kyon aisa kya bura ho gaya zindagi mein..
Ayush: Arre zindagi mei nahi, i meant mera staircases mei man nahi lagta...

10. Faraz and Ayush in car. Faraz was describing Ayush an incident from a movie.
Faraz: Uske baad pile up ho gaya tha highway par.
Ayush: Bawaseer (piles) ho gayi thi kya usko...