Saturday, 21 August 2010

Rain, Rain, Don’t Go Away… Come Again Every Single Day!


DISCLAIMER: This note is a  tad different from my other ones, cos it’s a bit serious. I just wanted to express my view and lift the dampened spirits of those AIDS victims in my class and everywhere else, who’re afraid of the rain.
It’s raining, it’s monsoon, and it’s the best time of the year.There are countless things we can do during this time.If you’re the reclusive type, then staring out the window, watching the rain fall from the sky is as pleasing a vision as anything. 
The Recluse.. He was allegedly peeing out the window
If you’re the happy-go-lucky kind of person, an evening spent dancing away on the road or in a park with your closest friends feels much better than sitting in your home in all that monotony.
The Happy-go-lucky Man. Who refuses to appear before the camera. WE CAUGHT HIM! The Long lost twin brother of a well-known Indian opener-cum-wicketkeeper. “AeKe-AeKe-…”
Or, if you’re the tree-hugging environmentalist, this is the best time of the year for you, cos you don’t have to worry about all those plants not getting enough water, and add to that, this is the time when you can encourage your neighbourhood to indulge in the angelic activity of water harvesting!
Tree-huggers! Sorry for the crude editing :P
If you’re the romantic type, you would well know that a kiss or hug shared in rainy weather goes a long way in expressing your closeness with the other. Just like in the movies! ;) 
The ultimate copule… they live together, sleep next to each other, eat together, practically do everything together (except shitting, which they might even start doing if u tell them to) Here they can be seen talking to each other over the phone, trying to maintain distance from each other so that nobody suspect them…Naughty boys! :P
Playing football when the heavens are raining down on you is what any hardcore football fan would die for. Though it reduces the friction below yourfeet, making you run slower and more carefully, it also makes the ground softer so that it acts like a cushion in case you fall! The ample humidity in the air ensures your body isn’t starved of that life-giving fluid we call WATER.
FOOTBALL!!!!! Notice that its not raining, and I’m not even in the picture. :P
On the other hand, heavy rainfall may lead to flooding of roads, which disrupts traffic flow. Pothole formation also occurs on these roads more often than not. This adds to our already prevalent traffic woes and makes life difficult for those who need to commute a lot between their offices and homes.
Also, there definitely are diseases to watch out for during monsoon.
Dengue wala…..! Guess who it is..
The number of Dengue and typhoid cases rise exponentially during this period.This occurs because the large pools of stagnant water visible throughout thecity, act as perfect incubators for mosquito eggs. Hence their population increases at alarming rates, increasing the chance that you will be bitten by acarrier of a disease.
Still, these reasons are not to fret over. Everything under the sun comes with its own set of pros and cons. Take for example driving. You are well aware of the dangers on Delhi roads and the frequent accidents that occur.Also, there is a high risk that somebody could inadvertently graze their vehicle against yours, leaving an ugly scratch or dent on its surface. But given these hindrances, would you suddenly quit driving altogether? 
Mmmmmmm…….

Surely not! The monsoons are meant to be enjoyed, and enjoy you must! Gods send down the rain, to grant us a break from our hectic schedules. Don’t let this gift go down the drain, so to speak! :P
HAPPY MONSOONS!!

Thursday, 12 August 2010

A Day To Remember – 11th August’10


These are all TRUE STORIES, no matter how far-fetched they may appear.
11th August 2010 was a major turning point in the history of Comp 2nd Yr, JMI. Many significant and some not-so-significant events occurred on this cursed day. After being incessantly prodded by his friends to post “something memorable” for this day, the ‘hitherto unknown’ (Pfft! As if.) Ayush Sharma has come up with this shit.
A blow-by-blow account of shit that happened:
Lab in the morning. Saala Fayyaz, ata kuch nahi hai, shakal zaroor dikhaega..
After the lab, our marksheets were released. Sabki kati. Class ka average performance definitely dipped sharply. Manyu 6.30 Ayush 7.45 Faraz 7.67 Sami 7.03 Aamir 7.45 Faiz 7.4 Zaigham 8.12. Zubair became a 5 point Someone.. Auonly On got a nice SPI..9.39..he’s no longer a part of our group. :P Sab ka chacha katt gaya.
In the break, and the subsequent period occurred the controversy of the semester. The previous day, a freelance spy (Shadab Khan) intercepted secret communication going on among 6 local goons and immediately reported the case to the administration of 2nd year Comp. He even provided us with proof and devastating evidence, which was later displayed on the class blackboard for all to see.
“I hate my college…class full of “SCOUNDRALS”(sp.)..except by 5..sach mein life mein first time aisi ghatiya class mili hai…saalon ki itni cheap mentality hai ki i cant even tell you..” -Anuj Kumar..
Hahaha…Pipe club was deeply involved in this scandal. It was sorted out later. Arre misunderstanding toh ho hi jati hai. Sorry yar Anuj!
YE mast hai!
About 1/7 of our class went mad..calling each other “Mast” and “Sabse Mast” and other shit. Then Rabbani (Mahela Jayawardene) proved why he’s so famous in Bollywood after he donned a pair of shiny black shades. The entire class went wild and rushed to take souvenirs and photos. “Rabbani Bhai..mmassst hai bhai…Arrey NAHI yaar, cheetah hai…OHOHOHOHOOOHO!!!”
Ooh Bhaai..
Then we had Systems and Signals (Fayyaz again). Don’t remember what he taught. The most interesting part of the lecture was when he took the attendance :P
He made everyone say “YES SIR, YES SIR” and it was really funny! Also, Wayne Rooney a.k.a. Yusuf Wajeeh Usmani was sitting in the front seat, talking to a Police Inspector and a Zombie. Sir caught him and sent him out of the class ie, Fayyaz awarded Rooney a Red Card.
Rooney sent off
After that we had Digital Logic Lab. Manyu made a really untidy observation table, and when he showed it to sir, uska poora page kaat diya sir ne..haha 0 1 01 010 10..haha. Faiz challenged the great Ayush himself in Digital logic, and when he realised ki uska katt raha hai, he ran away.
Looks like a scene from a movie, but its an actual picture
Afterwards it started to rain and our group had a meeting with Jayawardene bhai. OHHOHOOHOHOOO!! Then we all headed towards Aamir’s house.According to a witness, Ayush Sharma:”raining heavily..masti kari bohot saari baarish mein..ayush sami faraz ON..mazaa aya bohot..raste mei ON’s shoes pe ***** mila humein..haha aur ek Uncle apne tattey pakadke jaa raha tha..baarish se bachne k liye haha..apni dhoti sambhalke..We were walking past the garbage dump in Okhla Vihar, and we saw a rickshaw with a girl sitting. Some local boys were climbing onto it and teasing the girl. Uski katt rahi thi bohot..! One of the boys came to Auon and hugged him and said, “Mai tumhara bhai hoon”..haha..our shoes got completely wet..then to avoid more floodwater, we turned left and entered johri farm place, behind okhla vihar..wahan we were talking and walking and forgot the way..galat jagah mudh gaye,and reached a dead end…katt gayi buri waali…AAaaa….!! sahi tha..then we went to aamirwa’s place, and ate samosas.”
Auon’s shoe! Aaaaa…
Ayush’s, Sami’s and Faraz’s phones all got switched off due to rainwater. Ayush had to make a call, so he asked for Auon’s phone. But even his phone had gotten bad! Bas aamir ka chal raha tha, but when Ayush askd for it, he threw it and it fell directly onto Ahsan’s belt, and its screen cracked..aaaaa! katt gayi uski…bechara. Some memorable quotes:
Aamir (before the tragedy): “Ayush, mai tumhe apna phone nahi de sakta, Sami ke phone ki haalat dekh ke.”
Aamir (after the tragedy): “Ek tarah se achha hi hua, pehle mai bohot care karta tha iski, ab nahi karunga..”
Faraz (consoling Aamir): “Abe khush hoja, screen toot jaane se speaker ki awaaz tez ho jati hai.”
Then everyone went home. NOTHING HAPPENED AFTER 7:30 PM on11th Aug’10. Samajhne waley samajh jaenge :P
Btw: Sab mast hain yaar..
PS: 12th August ko humein Zaigham ne bataya, ki what Faraz said about the speakers, is not true! Oh bhai, Zaigham toh sab kuch jaanta hai..He is so cool man…I wish I could be like him!
No, this guy isn’t Zaigham, Zaigham’s the one in the blue sweater. This was seven months ago… Lots of people are missing, sorry, but this was the best pic I could find! THIS is why I keep poking people to click more.