These are all TRUE STORIES, no matter how far-fetched they may appear.
11th August 2010 was a major turning point in the history of Comp 2nd Yr, JMI. Many significant and some not-so-significant events occurred on this cursed day. After being incessantly prodded by his friends to post “something memorable” for this day, the ‘hitherto unknown’ (Pfft! As if.) Ayush Sharma has come up with this shit.
A blow-by-blow account of shit that happened:
Lab in the morning. Saala Fayyaz, ata kuch nahi hai, shakal zaroor dikhaega..
After the lab, our marksheets were released. Sabki kati. Class ka average performance definitely dipped sharply. Manyu 6.30 Ayush 7.45 Faraz 7.67 Sami 7.03 Aamir 7.45 Faiz 7.4 Zaigham 8.12. Zubair became a 5 point Someone.. Auonly On got a nice SPI..9.39..he’s no longer a part of our group. 
Sab ka chacha katt gaya.
Sab ka chacha katt gaya.
In the break, and the subsequent period occurred the controversy of the semester. The previous day, a freelance spy (Shadab Khan) intercepted secret communication going on among 6 local goons and immediately reported the case to the administration of 2nd year Comp. He even provided us with proof and devastating evidence, which was later displayed on the class blackboard for all to see.
“I hate my college…class full of “SCOUNDRALS”(sp.)..except by 5..sach mein life mein first time aisi ghatiya class mili hai…saalon ki itni cheap mentality hai ki i cant even tell you..” -Anuj Kumar..
Hahaha…Pipe club was deeply involved in this scandal. It was sorted out later. Arre misunderstanding toh ho hi jati hai. Sorry yar Anuj!
YE mast hai!
About 1/7 of our class went mad..calling each other “Mast” and “Sabse Mast” and other shit. Then Rabbani (Mahela Jayawardene) proved why he’s so famous in Bollywood after he donned a pair of shiny black shades. The entire class went wild and rushed to take souvenirs and photos. “Rabbani Bhai..mmassst hai bhai…Arrey NAHI yaar, cheetah hai…OHOHOHOHOOOHO!!!”
Ooh Bhaai..
Then we had Systems and Signals (Fayyaz again). Don’t remember what he taught. The most interesting part of the lecture was when he took the attendance
He made everyone say “YES SIR, YES SIR” and it was really funny! Also, Wayne Rooney a.k.a. Yusuf Wajeeh Usmani was sitting in the front seat, talking to a Police Inspector and a Zombie. Sir caught him and sent him out of the class ie, Fayyaz awarded Rooney a Red Card.
Rooney sent off
After that we had Digital Logic Lab. Manyu made a really untidy observation table, and when he showed it to sir, uska poora page kaat diya sir ne..haha 0 1 01 010 10..haha. Faiz challenged the great Ayush himself in Digital logic, and when he realised ki uska katt raha hai, he ran away.
Looks like a scene from a movie, but its an actual picture
Afterwards it started to rain and our group had a meeting with Jayawardene bhai. OHHOHOOHOHOOO!! Then we all headed towards Aamir’s house.According to a witness, Ayush Sharma:”raining heavily..masti kari bohot saari baarish mein..ayush sami faraz ON..mazaa aya bohot..raste mei ON’s shoes pe ***** mila humein..haha aur ek Uncle apne tattey pakadke jaa raha tha..baarish se bachne k liye haha..apni dhoti sambhalke..We were walking past the garbage dump in Okhla Vihar, and we saw a rickshaw with a girl sitting. Some local boys were climbing onto it and teasing the girl. Uski katt rahi thi bohot..! One of the boys came to Auon and hugged him and said, “Mai tumhara bhai hoon”..haha..our shoes got completely wet..then to avoid more floodwater, we turned left and entered johri farm place, behind okhla vihar..wahan we were talking and walking and forgot the way..galat jagah mudh gaye,and reached a dead end…katt gayi buri waali…AAaaa….!! sahi tha..then we went to aamirwa’s place, and ate samosas.”
Auon’s shoe! Aaaaa…
Ayush’s, Sami’s and Faraz’s phones all got switched off due to rainwater. Ayush had to make a call, so he asked for Auon’s phone. But even his phone had gotten bad! Bas aamir ka chal raha tha, but when Ayush askd for it, he threw it and it fell directly onto Ahsan’s belt, and its screen cracked..aaaaa! katt gayi uski…bechara. Some memorable quotes:
Aamir (before the tragedy): “Ayush, mai tumhe apna phone nahi de sakta, Sami ke phone ki haalat dekh ke.”
Aamir (after the tragedy): “Ek tarah se achha hi hua, pehle mai bohot care karta tha iski, ab nahi karunga..”
Faraz (consoling Aamir): “Abe khush hoja, screen toot jaane se speaker ki awaaz tez ho jati hai.”
Then everyone went home. NOTHING HAPPENED AFTER 7:30 PM on11th Aug’10. Samajhne waley samajh jaenge
Btw: Sab mast hain yaar..
PS: 12th August ko humein Zaigham ne bataya, ki what Faraz said about the speakers, is not true! Oh bhai, Zaigham toh sab kuch jaanta hai..He is so cool man…I wish I could be like him!
No, this guy isn’t Zaigham, Zaigham’s the one in the blue sweater. This was seven months ago… Lots of people are missing, sorry, but this was the best pic I could find! THIS is why I keep poking people to click more.
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