Ode to Seniors and Collegemates

This is a tribute to our seniors, esp. the current 4th year batch of Computer Engg JMI.

(only those “CHOSEN FEW” we look up to)

In no way does this mean that the seniors we “look up to” are limited only to those appearing in this pic 

A senior’s (Lionel Messi, name changed) recent emotional comments got me thinking. Every year our college is robbed off its best (ie coolest) batch of students (the Final year). This year too, the thoughts of the imminent “passing out” of the Final Year batch bring shivers down our spines…

Potato Head (name changed) recently commented on a photo of Chandamama (name changed) :

The present 4th year computer engineers are the coolest..i don’t know what do they teach in jamia that after studying here for 4 years the students become so cool..”

People mentioned in this note

We’ll carry on your legacy as long as we’re in jamia…

then pass it on to someone worthy of it…

agar iske layak koi nahi mila…..then we’ll take it to our grave….:~

No amount of shit fed to the “ratta-chachas” (RCs) is enough. They just keep coming back at you again and again, sometimes 9.8, sometimes 9.6, etc. But when the time comes for a non-RATTA semester, these RCs are shown their true position. It is clear that at the moment, the ratio of cool people to “non-cool people” is greater than 1. Still, its inevitable that one day the RC virus will spread throughout our college. And when that day comes, lets just hope that a CHOSEN ONE appears again. To be the torchbearer of our incomplete quest to rid Jamia of RCs. And to carry on our legacy.

*Cue music: tan tan dhan dhan dhan dhan tan (dramatic cool music)*

To quote from a previous album,

“It’s not whether you fail or pass, but how you give the exams.”

प्रसंग सहित व्याख्या:“ It’s not how many marks you get in your exams or what all you accomplish in your college life. It’s how much fun you have while doing it. ” Proud to be one of those lucky ones.

 ”WE DON’T NEED NO EDUCATION. WE DON’T NEED NO THOUGHT CONTROL.”

- Pink Floyd

“IF I PASS OUT OF THIS COLLEGE, I WILL KILL YOU. IF I FAIL, JUSTICE WILL ONLY BE POSTPONED. SUCH IS THE LAW. OF HONOUR.”

-:~<

“READING WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING IS A HUGE WASTE OF TIME. GETTING A 9+ POINTER THROUGH RATTA-FICATION IS EVEN BIGGER.”

- :~<

Soyenge re…ehe ehe